Never Worn a Suit in His Life.

Ash Hutchinson. I work down at the docks- Neptune's Bounty. Rarely a time I get out of the waders. Think I've been wearing them my whole life.

PUT SAD HEADCANONS IN MY ASK

askpinkhairedcourier:

((OHPLEASEOHPLEASEOHPLEASE!!!))

(Source: glados-still-alive)

Anonymous sent: Does this mean you're a virgin Ash?

“… Why do you care?”

Anonymous sent: Do you like chicks or dicks? ;D

“Neither. The very thought makes me want to… eugh.”

Anonymous sent: Have you ever been in love?

“No.”

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The Reliable Runner // The Relentless Workaholic

[Ash Hutchinson playing card]

Anonymous sent: How did your dad die?

“Go away.”

Ask my characters questions about themselves. See what they’re willing to tell you and what they aren’t.

rapturessweetheart:

lostpriestessofalfheim:

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Reblogging mainly for the Mrs. Doyle gif. Father Ted forever.

Give my character a wet dream

(Source: mutttomahawk)

justcallmetoasty sent: T__T "I'm pissed off all the time even though I get the prime cut of all the drugs and booze I smuggle in." T__T

“… I don’t do drugs and I don’t drink what I get. Learn some fucking facts before picking on me.”

hector-goddamn-rodriguez:

ashhutch:

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“Well, I am. I’ve been working since Three. So either settle, or don’t. I’m going to bed regardless.”

He could tell he was being harsh, so he relaxed his shoulders and sighed.

“Do you want to just… hang out for a bit? I’ve… I’ve got a few minutes left, I guess.”

No no, I don’t need your charity.

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Sweet dreams, stallion.

“… You can sleep on the couch?”